How It Really Happened
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, God created Man. No, wait, that’s not right. Rather, it was a long time ago, and God did create man, but it wasn’t in a galaxy far, far away and in any case, I don’t think Man should be capitalized. But I suppose I’m digressing. [...]
Written on March 6, 2009 | Posted in Humor | No comment
Summer Madness
I donned the bikini and peeked at my reflection through parted fingers. Out of one eye. Next to me in the dressing room hung the bikini’s fifty-three pairs of discarded brethren. They were all defective, just like the one I was wearing. I, like all women, cringe and cower as the temperature rises because I [...]
Written on March 6, 2009 | Posted in Humor | No comment
