Teats, Tits and Dick?
When is a tit not a tit? Maybe when it is a teat. While hanging out with a few of my pals on a Saturday night, we suddenly got into a very interesting discussion about a certain female body part and its alternative names.
In some way the word titty was thrown around and I began to wonder aloud, “Why is a breast called a tit and who on earth could have founded the word.” After a long debate we had each drawn our own conclusions, but for the most part, totally agreed that it had to come from some country fellow whose pronunciation was not up to par. Someone, who must have thought it hilarious to compare some poor girls boobs to the saggy, misshapen bag that belonged to a cow.
To be honest, it’s not far fetched at all to compare breasts; we do it all the time. And maybe it was not meant to be taken negatively or as a joke but more so as, well… simple observation. After all, they are both sacks that at one time or another can hold/produce a substantial amount of milk.
Or maybe back then, in “Billy’s” town, women who grazed the fields with big ole’ hanging cow teaties were the norm. (Which, if you do drugs, drink hard or you are just plain crazy, could be believable.)
Hey Dick, Keep It In Your Pants!
So on that very same night, we also got into the discussion of penis’s and the many names used to refer to them. A specific one I would like to touch base on was once a common name for little boys. Okay, just so I don’t have to pretend that you don’t know what I’m talking about (Uhh…You did read the title right?) I’m just going to jump right in. Why is that piece of man-meat, stiff wood, big package…or for those of you who haven’t quite caught up yet, the penis called a Dick?
The only reason I could come up with is beautifully entwined in this two sentence poem.
“There once was a man named Dick, who loved to use his stick. He was practically a whore, famed for punching so many holes, that he became the new name for the pole.”Hmm… Where did that go wrong? Lol
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